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How to: Train your Human to Drop their Food

If you’re reading this, that means you have succeeded the trick #1 which is How to Train your Human to Let You Out. In this article. I will teach you on How to Train your Human to Drop their Food. So pay attention my woofie friends.

This technique relies on both your human’s lack of coordination and natural desire to please you. Let’s get down to business on “How to Train your Human to Drop their Food”

How to train your human to drop their food 1

Step 1: Stand directly behind your human when they are preparing food.

How to train your human to drop their food 2

Step 2: Press your paw into the back of your human’s knee, causing the knee to buckle.

How to train your human to NOT take selfies with you 3

Step 3: With repetition, your human will learn this is not an acceptabke behavior, and the selfies will cease
(at lease, the one including you will.)

How to train your human to drop their food 4

Step 4: Last but not least, enjoy your human’s food.

Now that you have mastered this second trick. You may now eat wherever you desire to eat. See you in the other side. Woof!

Special Sources: @Catsass

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