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How to: Train your Human to Let You Out

FOR DOG’S EYES ONLY! With time, patience and more some help from yours truly, your two-legger can master these tricks and transform into a polite, obedient, efficient human – one that you can finally be proud of! And remember, your human wants to please you. Lets’s get started!

How to train your human to let you out.

A crucial part of any well-trained human is their grasp of knowing when to let you outside. this trait makes your human uniquely suited to assisting you in your outdoor adventure.

How to train your human to let you out 1

Step 1: Stand by the door and bark continuously.
(Your human should know what this means, and for many humans, the training will conclude here.)

How to train your human to let you out 2

Step 2: If your human remains disobedient, alternate the barks with whining and scratching on the door.

How to train your human to let you out 3

Step 3: If your human continues to defy you, approach him directly and relieve  yourself on the floor in front of them, maintaining eye contact the entire time. Note: If necessary, relieve yourself on carpet instead of a wooden floor. This will reiterate the message that your human has been very, very bad.

Now that you have mastered the first trick on How to train your human to let you out  You can now go wherever you want to go. Click here to master the second trick. See you in the other side. Woof!

Sources: @Catsass

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