FOR DOG’S EYES ONLY! With time, patience and more some help from yours truly, your two-legger can master these tricks and transform into a polite, obedient, efficient human – one that you can finally be proud of! And remember, your human wants to please you. Lets’s get started!
How to train your human to let you out.
A crucial part of any well-trained human is their grasp of knowing when to let you outside. this trait makes your human uniquely suited to assisting you in your outdoor adventure.
Step 1: Stand by the door and bark continuously.
(Your human should know what this means, and for many humans, the training will conclude here.)
Step 2: If your human remains disobedient, alternate the barks with whining and scratching on the door.
Step 3: If your human continues to defy you, approach him directly and relieve yourself on the floor in front of them, maintaining eye contact the entire time. Note: If necessary, relieve yourself on carpet instead of a wooden floor. This will reiterate the message that your human has been very, very bad.